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About Wellington

So sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like a massage, but spicy, innit. Them hands ain’t just kneadin’ ya back - they’re goin’ *places*, fam. Little-known fact - back in ancient times, them Chinese emperors was gettin’ these rubs to “balance their chi” or summat. Probs just an excuse to get freaky, haha! Makes me laff thinkin’ about some posh git in a robe tryna play it cool while he’s all oiled up.

Our Massage

We cater to those who seek only the best in adult massage. Our trained professionals are here to help you melt away your stress, relax your muscles.

Finally, after what feels like an eternity, I manage to get the elevator movin’ again. I hit the button for the ground floor, and when the doors open, there’s this dude waitin’ to get in. He’s got a skateboard and a beanie, lookin’ all cool. He hops in and says, “Nice day, huh?” I’m like, “Dude, you have no idea.”

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